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Coffee roasted
for builders.

Small-batch roasts with names that mean something. No origin story. No certificate of artisanal authenticity. Just good coffee and honest labels.

Current roasts// 4 available
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COFFEE ROASTING COMPANY
> hypothetical.coffee
TRUST THE PROCESS
Light—Medium Blend
log: Iteration beats inspiration.
notes = [
"Honey",
"Citrus",
"Almond"
]
size = 12oz
format = whole bean
$18.00
coming soon
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COFFEE ROASTING COMPANY
> hypothetical.coffee
FAILURE BY DESIGN
Medium—Dark Blend
log: Every prototype breaks.
notes = [
"Dark Chocolate",
"Brown Sugar",
"Smoke"
]
size = 12oz
format = whole bean
$18.00
coming soon
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COFFEE ROASTING COMPANY
> hypothetical.coffee
SAN JUNIPERO
Light Roast
log: A bright place to start again.
notes = [
"Citrus",
"Stone Fruit",
"Floral"
]
size = 12oz
format = whole bean
$18.00
coming soon
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COFFEE ROASTING COMPANY
> hypothetical.coffee
TOKYO DRIFT
Medium Roast
log: Life's simple. Make the choice.
notes = [
"Cherry",
"Brown Sugar",
"Velvet Cocoa"
]
size = 12oz
format = whole bean
$18.00
coming soon
hypothetical coffee roasting company
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