Last updated: May 2026
When you place an order, we collect your name, email address, shipping address, and payment information. Payment is processed securely through Shopify; we do not store credit card details.
We use your information to fulfill orders, communicate about your purchase, and improve our products and website. We do not sell, rent, or trade your personal information to third parties.
This site uses essential cookies required for the shopping cart and checkout process. We use Vercel Analytics for basic, anonymous page view data. No advertising cookies or third-party trackers are used.
We use Shopify to power our store and process payments. Shopify's privacy practices are governed by their own privacy policy. We use Vercel for hosting.
We retain order information for as long as necessary to fulfill our legal and business obligations. You may request deletion of your personal data at any time.
You have the right to access, correct, or delete your personal information. To make a request, email kyle@hypothetical.coffee.
We may update this policy as our practices evolve. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated date.
Questions about your privacy? Email kyle@hypothetical.coffee.