Last updated: May 2026
This website is operated by Hypothetical Coffee Roasting Company. By accessing or using hypothetical.coffee, you agree to be bound by these terms. If you do not agree, please do not use the site.
All product descriptions, images, and pricing are subject to change without notice. We reserve the right to modify or discontinue any product at any time. Prices are listed in USD.
Orders are processed through Shopify. By placing an order, you represent that all information you provide is accurate and complete. We reserve the right to refuse or cancel any order for any reason.
Shipping times and costs vary by location. Coffee is a perishable product; we accept returns only for damaged or incorrect orders. Contact kyle@hypothetical.coffee within 7 days of delivery for return requests.
All content on this site, including text, graphics, logos, and images, is the property of Hypothetical Coffee Roasting Company and is protected by applicable intellectual property laws.
Hypothetical Coffee Roasting Company shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of this site or purchase of our products.
We may update these terms at any time. Continued use of the site after changes constitutes acceptance of the revised terms.
Questions about these terms? Email kyle@hypothetical.coffee.